That’s MY Girlfriend…

Posted on June 28, 2007 by C Johnson
Culture

If you’re like me, then the words ‘how do people come up with this stuff’ are never far from your lips when perusing the blogosphere. Sometimes it’s said in horror, sometimes in envy, but always in very real awe over what some of our fellow bloggers are able to dream up.

So to the owner of “thatsmygirlfriendasshole.blogspot,” I salute you.

This fella has created a hilarious blog that targets the “missed connections” section on Craigslists all over the country. (And in case you don’t know what a “missed connections” is, it’s a page dedicated to things like “I saw you at the Ivy last night wearing a red dress drinking a Cosmo and I think you’re hot, how about dinner?”) He’s decided to get a rise out of hook-up hopefuls around the country by responding to their missed connection posts with the surly, standard line of “that’s my girlfriend, a**hole.”

The replies, as you can imagine, are quite colorful and he posts them on his blog for all to see.

My personal favorite:

Green Dyed Tips (05/24/07) - m4w - 23 (Midtown East)
Date: 2007-05-24, 12:39PM EDT
8:00am
59th Street Lexington Avenue Station
N\R platform

You walked by me in leopard print sundress, and you wore it beautifully with that walk of yours. We locked eyes until you passed by me enough to keep the stare yet not turn your head back.

Maybe I’ll see you again.

Re: Green Dyed Tips (05/24/07) - m4w - 23 (Midtown East)

Yeah, that’s my girlfriend, you asshole.

Re: Re: Green Dyed Tips (05/24/07) - m4w - 23 (Midtown East)
From: pers-337465827@craigslist.org

My deepest apologies to you, I didn’t notice the “I belong to [someone]” banner written all over her forehead. Oh, and the name calling, nice one for showing how immature you are…. a simple “she’s taken” would have done the job just right.

P.S. I do Photoshop work, a free version of that banner available just for you…. just ask.

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